“I love the Mexican people. It’s just Mexican PERSONS that I think are criminal rapists!”

I’d pay good money to see Addy Walker whup somebody’s ass.

I swear I didn’t even get this until the second read! lulz.

It’s official.

I think “because of Donald Trump” should be the excuse for quitting, stopping, repudiating or denouncing ANYthing henceforth.
Why you quit working at Arby’s? “Because of Donald Trump.”

Even garbage collectors have to watch what they say while while working behind people’s houses.

Meanwhile, Joyce Mitchell’s all, “Sure you’re not into women?”

It’s on right now. No, he isn’t. I’m watching it, tho.

Good.

Going on FB right now and asking who cousin is this...

I wonder if Iggy will ever have enough content to do a residence in Vegas.

Yeah. I ain’t doing it. I cuss like a sailor, but I’ll tighten it up in the presence of folks that can kill me with impunity.

Realizes now that he fell through a trapdoor. Don’t want to live in a world where I have to feel bad for P. Diddy.

Usually it’s the last person you were with back home, the first person to give you an orgasm while on base, or the first civilian you meet off-base. Thus, the average age of the bride and groom is 20. And all these other people will be why you divorce. That and crushing poverty.

I’ve had a miscarriage, an elective abortion and one live birth. Never, would I ever, want my daughter to click online and see a media company call her an argument for abortion. It’s just soooo distasteful. And it was the impetus of Bristol’s lil’ change of tack in the media about her pregnancy! She name-checked…

HOLLERING!!!!

Thanks, y’all! ::blushes (but I’m black and you wouldn’t be able to tell)::

I think I’m more strident and wordy than glib and funny.

As a former Marine, I’ll have you know that’s called, “basic training.”

Yep. Her song that goes “looks like we made it...” was like the soundtrack to my love. It hurt me to see how hurt she was by their actions. The chick was her bosom best friend. Lawd!