Why are we allowing this? WHY?!

Yay!

Teehee. I just knew the sales would spike once white dudes from Anoka County, Minnesota figured out they wouldn’t be able to just nab one at the SuperWalmart. And that’s who be buying them shits the most: white yankees without ANY connection to South — nay, they are from the place that first offered troops to the…

I’m from Arkansas and we don’t fly the confederate flag on our government buildings, although our Diamond State flag has a star to represent the time with the confederacy. As a black Arkansan, I’m okay with that. To act like we weren’t a confederate state would be silly. But I don’t remember Clinton ever weighing in…

First night, first show!!!!! Yassss!

The amount of snappy comebacks that I didn’t make! UGH! Only later am I like, “Hol’ up!..”

See, that there? That would cause me to spit on someone. Like, for real.

No, but the living do.

I love that analogy so hard that I will be looking for examples irl. Seriously. There are some folks shaped like Tasmanian Devils. A lightbulb works better. It’s the opposite of pear-shaped. When there is very little difference between you and the person trying to neg you, therein comedy lies. I’m brown. Some barely…

Yep.

LOLOL!

Take the “woman of color” frame off of it, tho. If you’re a white girl at the club and any dude tells you “not bad for a white girl” in regards to your [pick one] ass or dancing, he’s trying to neg you. My daughter’s mixed. Folks will pull the “not bad for a light skin” on her, in regards to the same shit. Now,…

Ugh. That is the WORRRRST! That sucks on multiple levels of suckery!

Why is that killing me this early in the morning?!! I’m howling with mirth/embarrassed for this dude! For real? THAT was his opener?!

I’m a linguist, so imagine what I hear in the States that people don’t realize I comprehend!

My daughter’s half-Vietnamese, so they do the, “Oh! You’re half-Asian? Japanese? I LOVE Japanese culture!”

Every day. Or...that look askance and little nod as if they’ve given me their personal seal of approval. You just KNOW they’re going to recall our interaction like this, “I just talked to a really INTELLIGENT black girl today...”

FUUUUCK! I...I would have to be restrained...

It’s still negging. If someone wants to make you insecure as hell, they’ll pick on your vulnerability in that particular situation. Anybody born in the 90s will have to deal with the adoration of ass. ALL early 20-somethings go thru the gauntlet of booty-judgers. “Not bad for a white girl” is a back-handed compliment…

Ooh, international negging!