Nailed it!

There is sizest negging that would probably make us hurl, too. Folks be saying the dumbest shit and STILL hoping to get laid.

Holy fuckballs! If I had a dollar for every time some fanboy got hard/racist when he realized that I was a nerd, I’d be richer than Croesus.

John Davidson, former host of That’s Incredible! said to Vanessa Williams, “You must be mixed with something, you’re so pretty!” on live tv.

I love that implicit “now, prove me wrong, freaknasty” in there!

“You’re pretty for a black girl.”

All day!

Why did they need to know who she was? I imagine to charge her for something they’ve decided to monetize now. If they were going to “scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours”, they’d wanna know who they were dealing with for legal reasons. It couldn’t possibly be the subject matter, as much shit as Tumblr allows through.

I read that as “victims of sexual assaults” would have it noted on their records and briefly blacked out.

This, I believe, has just pushed me over the edge to becoming Tralfamadoran. So it goes...

Thank you.

Yep. Relative deprivation is just that - relative. You’re online. To someone, somewhere, you’re a baller/shot caller. To someone, somewhere, 700 dollars is a year’s pay. To the 100 or so American midwestern high schoolers I teach, $700 dollars is a couple months pay. To my 20 year old, 700 dollars is doable. It takes…

He’ll be even more pissed if he finds out she was fucking someone else while breastfeeding.

Jonathan Lipnicki: Did you know the side effects of steroids?

He’s right. So many of my friends are going with Sanders right now. I think, right now, just ideologically. We’ll see how that plays out in the next year.

My daughter is 20. She works (hostess at a restaurant) and has two roommates in a house in the hip part of town. She plans on traveling like that young lady there. So, in July, she’s giving up her part of the lease and coming home for a few months, then leaving in December. You only need $700 to fly roundtrip to…

I would ask who the hell do you mean by “you guys,” but I’m exhausted by this exchange at this point.

I’m exhausted just looking at the stills...

I’ve taught high school for 17 years, so that helps...

Then, how do Brazilians define caste? And I’m not talking about race, I’m talking about caste.