Just came back on to say, without doxxing myself, that MY DAUGHTER'S PROMDATE IS SINGING WITH KANYE!!!! Big come up for Allan Kingdom! Yay, Allan!

Yep! Every year, I do this lesson on conformity and ask students if they consider themselves "individuals" or not. It involves me asking all the ones wearing jeans to stand up. For years, the class would dissolve into laughter when they looked around and saw so many others wearing denim. Not anymore. MAYbe two…

Nope. Those are the same type of fuckshits that would have found a Doc McStuffins to hang if they'd played and won against an inner-city Black school.

Cuz TayTay knows, "A few seconds of my time is six seconds on a Vine." She STAYS prepared to show out.

Pretty much! Then he wants to "show you how to STEP" and pulls you too tight, talkin' bout, "you getting grown, girl!" Harmless, but icky. And, because he's handsome, you run into many former flames of his that can't stand him, but still hold a torch for his ass. And don't get him talking about music, sports, or…

This is pretty much perfect. And I HAVE that uncle.

Shaddup, Lolo. You're a virgin who can't drive (a bobsled).

But...this "viagra-type" pill affects a lady's libido. Viagra doesn't. If a dude has low libido, he'd have to take testosterone and that shit has TONS of side effects. Wondering if they'll ever get it right (for a, ahem, friend, of course).

Let's get this straight, as Amber did, Jenner was 16 when this all started. I think it's a major factor in why Mama Jenner had her legally emancipated. Not sure if that's would have stopped any charges had they had the sense to file any. I repeat: a 10th grader with a 26 year old.

I stopped at "tres leches"...yum.

Thank you. Well put.

Well, if you've watched soaps, you find all the intrigue, double-dealing and mugging for the camera hilarious as well. I cannot help but laugh through that bit because I grew up watching "the stories". And, Po' TayTay, she had the most OFF accent there ever was! It was painful.

Why do you think she's breaking up with him NOW? A baby's as good as a ring with no-prenup. She waited until the first tri was over then blew his shit up. — Cynic

Girl, I know that realizing someone has it worse doesn't change how you've been made to feel. I'm just saying to not be as mean to yourself as that asshole was. Put on some Barry White and look at your nekkid self in the mirror and start flirting. With yoself. Because you're fine. Fine as hell. Looking at Cindy…

It only gets "better" from here. Seriously. You'll have a body and you'll be alive. Mr. Truther just lost both of his legs after an infection. The flesh eating virus turned every part of him that stuck out purple and black and they were going to amputate his ears, nose, hands, legs and..guess what else "sticks…

She is gorgeous. Grown ass woman gorgeous.

I come out every year to my classes as bisexual during National Coming Out day. Some of my teacher colleagues (straight and gay) ask why I even bother because I'm married to a man.

I just laughed so fucking hard! So hard.

It is my quiet hope that Emile Hirsch will be the new byword for celebrity violent abusers and not given that redemption by elision that other white actors get around here.

This is really freaking cool.