I cannot tell you how many times I keep replaying her "Malia"s over and over again. They tickle me so bad and I don't know why. Laughing myself silly.

"Resurgent"? Nah. It's been there this whole time. Some folks are just getting a good gander at it in real time.

I've missed Missy SO BAD!!! And I almost peed myself with "sentient glue gun"!

Really Love is my jam. That whole damn album is my jam. So happy he's back.

Thanks. He's had an awesome awe-inspiring recovery. Who needs feet, anyway! The staff that knew us was incredible. They became like family in the year we were there. And when we go back, we're feted like Brangelina. The thing is, it's not EVERY person that does stoopid shit. Most people are cool. But enough of…

He's awesome. He's now a below the knee double amputee who snowboards, bikes and works out every day. The flesh-eating virus picked on the wrong dude. Thanks.

Mr. Truther is white. I am black. He was in a coma in the MICU for quite a while. He had a team of doctors for each of his organs and it was a teaching hospital. Doctors would walk into the room and would immediately assume that I was a worker, not the wife. They would address his 16 year old daughter and not me,…

Don't tell Mary Cheney.

No. But he was cutie patootie.

Mr. Truther thinks I overanalyze things, but Zac Efron tweeting his baby picture with the caption: "Today's #tbt is dedicated to this little ninja." is ticking me off. Along with Madonna, Iggy and Justin Timberlake, there are way too many white celebs just itching to say the n-word in its inclusive form. After…

Rashida has always been missish about sexuality. Her intellectualism doesn't mask what is, at its base, a very "don't be an obvious slut." stance. Look back on her earlier comments about how we dress, dance and/or behave.

I guess Granny should have been a white dude in Oklahoma before she decided to go after the cops storming into her home. THEN it would have been justifiable.

I still beg to differ. Prime example: Rocky Diamonds. I know that kid (literally, I'm a teacher in Minneapolis). When he spits, he pronounces the final rhotic-R in his words like folks from Minnesota do. The tell-tale Weezy influence is his drawl and whiney giggle. He doesn't sound like he's doing New Orlean's…

Nope. Nopenopenope[gif of octopus scuttling away would work right here] nOpE!

Most rappers that are black can have an affected accent, but it would probably be considered still on the spectrum of codeswitching. You ain't about to see some hip hop artist from the Bronx trying to sound like he from New Orlean's, tho. He'd be laughed off a stage. Slick Rick was really from Great Britain. Shit,…

Wow!!! Not even the obligatory "Our mens are awesome!" girl-to-girl grin or anything! Po' Kim looking so awkward.

Nah. Even as a naturalista, I'mma let Dove have its campaign without involving my kinks.

Wherever the sleeping baby sleeps becomes the "nursery", tho, doesn't it? Queen size bed, check. Graco crib? Check. Glider for nursing? Check. Loaded gun? Yep, why not?

Sewing. In my head, I'm the head of a fashion house, just straight cold CRAFTING some shit. In reality, I can't sew a straight hem. I've made Express Editor slacks look like a petticoat.

America: We don't curr.