I wish I were clever enough to come up with a variation of “Pug-Nosed Face” for the occasion. It would seem fitting, somehow.

But are Bowie and Prince alive? You’ll be OK if they are!

He’s so cool! And he’s hot. And he’s funny. I have to say, though, GBBO feels like it’s more of a show you watch and bond over with your sassy Nana; however, if the powers that be at Channel 4 feel that sassy Nanas will love Richard, then let’s do this.

I know “moolie” from the Eddie Murphy gag he had during the Raw tour in 1987. He was basically calling out a certain sort of NY/NJ Italian-American fellow who watched too many Rocky pictures and then equated themselves to this fantasy character. Murphy did consider them white, though.

TBH, when I studied her work and influence in one of my college TV classes, I thought she had already died, and was made to know immediately that she was very much alive and working at that time. And this was ~25 years ago.

William Hogarth, they are not, and their campaign will be just as effective; that is to say, not even a teensy bit.

This is just the “Big Lie” strategy again. No one acutally believes this about Clinton. NO ONE. These Republican goobers are just flinging shit at a wall to see what sticks at this point, obviously.

Those kids are cute as buttons. The Bowes-Lyon eye DNA gene game is pretty darn strong, too! They’ve got the Queen Mother’s twinkle.

This looks AMAZING! Definitely watching this.

I saw Gene Wider in The Producers first. It was on TV in the early 70s. I must have been 3 or 4. He was so goofy. That’s all I could comprehend, and he made me laugh. Then I saw Blazing Saddles a couple of years later, also on TV. Bowdlerized, of course, but in the scene that introduces him, I looked at those…

Hey, that’s far out!

What would make a person self-sabotage like this?

Iman posted a photo of the now-16 year old Lexi the other day on Instagram, and I thought, Oh, lord, is this child a model now, too?

I wonder who was in charge of choosing/approving the songs over there? Because, holy shit, aside from the weird and truly puzzling use of Queen’s music, and You Can’t Always Get What You Want, WHY would you have the RNC house band play Station To Station, of all things? A song that includes the lyrics: “It’s not the…

I don’t know, he hasn’t said “very” or “really” quite enough times to convince me that he’s not full of shit.

Many years ago, during college, I interned on a TV program, and one day she was a guest. I saw Miss Parton by herself in the hallway near the set shortly before the taping began, and I offered her a bottle of Evian. I basically approached her as someone who was my guest, in a sense, and wanted to make sure she was OK.

Every PSA should be a variation of Apaches.

Ugh, everyone involved is so thirsty for A-list fame - and it’s absolutely gross.

Wow, I forgot how pretty Curt Smith was.

Unfortunately, I had a LOT of chores to do every Saturday before I was allowed to watch any TV. So by the time I plopped down in the living room with my bowl of corn flakes, I only got to see The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Hour, some Schoolhouse Rock, and Fat Albert (I hated Fat Albert. So sanctimonious). Am I wrong, or…