...to nobody’s surprise!

I WANTED to like this but that range is awful and $30k is in “you cannot be fucking serious” range.

Hahaha, i do exist Jason and i am one of Jalopnik’s biggest Kurdish fans. Hope everyone enjoyed the video.

Excluding the droves of people who either can’t be bothered to aim their headlights correctly or drive around with their high beams on constantly...

Actually yes, maybe?

Heck yes, they suck! They’re too bright and too high! Even in my 2018 Tahoe (which means I’m probably an offender, too), I have to move my side mirrors out and/or down when a new truck or SUV comes up behind me.

I have arrived at an unhappy place.

Exactly. Just like the NSX. I’m tired of it already.

Here’s the Toyota Supra Face before you’re supposed to see it.

Why does the “new” model always have to be larger, wider, longer?

It’s already worse.

Cadillac is like that awkward kid who has no clue how good-looking he is; those concepts are gorgeous women that were giving him clear signs to make a move.

If you are going to satirize muricans know they have no idea what a metre is, frenchy.

The scooter. That is awesome.

Nothing can top the C7R’s sound. It’s like the voice of Zeus, if he's yelling in whatever language artillery barrages speak.

I drive what, in it’s day, was considered a midsized sedan. I was stopped at a light the other day. Out my left window I was nearly eye-level with the rocker panel on a newer F150. On my right, I was eye-level with the front bumper of a Ram. In my rear view, all I could see was the front bumper of a Wrangler. It’s…

My banner would say:

Late Stage Capitalism is begging corporations for the privilege of buying their goods.

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

Counterpoint: Take whatever money you’re thinking about investing for retirement and travel. This gets harder to do the older you get; when you are responsible for kids and elderly parents and have a job and a mortgage you’ll have plenty of time to be financially responsible.