I see this ALL THE DAMN TIME in every kind of show. I like to nerd out and watch random documentary series sometimes, and I was watching this one about moving big huge things (think oil rigs, offshore wind turbines, huge utility grade generator parts, etc), and every single one of those shows, they discuss the worst…

A Jingle For Christmas. Valerie Bertenelli plays the wacky aunt that tries to bring the family back together. 

Narrative triumph? Absolutely not. It’s time to move on from these cheap thrills references and cameos.

Because my initial thought was “oh, people might be interested to know that...” - but my second thought was “no, people are never interested, people just want a flamewar about ‘minimising the scientific contribution of POC’, and I don’t have the energy to do that right now.”

Because we all know the Brits can’t make cheese. Stupid comment.

wet charcuterie

1. Find out how much he wants to STFU
2. Put the cheque on a fishing hook and make the twat swim after it

If the Nevermind cover is child pornography then Ann Geddes better watch the fuck out.

Just pack it in dry ice. What could possibly go wrong?

Regarding that lead image: no one who buys one of these is going to be carting around bottles of 2 Buck Chuck or Kendall Jackson, as pictured. Piss poor choice on their part.

On the menu next week - pulled stork mac ‘n’ cheese.

Can we find some more nuanced way of discussing this? Can we acknowledge that it is important and right for Biles to look after her mental and physical health, while also acknowledging that what happened to day was not, in fact, “worth celebrating?” It is unfortunate that she was unable to complete the competition and…

We’re definitely planning world domination. A votre sante!

Hi DeBeuLioU, We’re growing fast and will expand our distribution this year. Very soon we’ll ship to Alaska, and we’re investigating our options for Canada. For Bitter For Worse is getting a lot of international interest. Where are you based?

Why does Clapton use a Mac?

WE’LL SEE WHAT CARDI B HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS!

What is even more disturbing is that somebody upvoted him.

to be this stunningly stupid is an achievement, in a way

The French just have all sorts of issues with the headline, but I’ll just mention Béarnaise sauce. 

Might I suggest french toast with the leftover buns? We’ve started doing that in our household and they’re surprisingly delicious.