I am a very American semi-old. Never broke up at restaurant. Proposed to my wife at her house. I don’t celebrate public birthdays. I don’t even like celebrating my own birthday in private. Because it reminds me that the semi part of semi-old will soon be just “old”.

Breakups should not take place in public. Unless you are afraid the other person will turn violent or aggressive, and you want a lot of witnesses and don’t have any scary friends available.

Now we’re talking.

Must have been a ways away from the Horde.

This is the perfect example of Art Direction trampling a thousand times “Realistic Graphics” it looks ugly as all hell yeah its nice for some close up textures shot but actually try playing with that, you’ll want to gauge your eyes out

Put up one of those “quitting game, giving away my assets” scams, only actually be giving them away.

I don’t think there’s a shortage of ships. In March or April new changes were announced that would effectively triple capital construction costs and increase pirate BS prices considerably as well. So anyone who could spent the next month building caps and select BSs before the new changes took effect. Now there’s a…

And his American friend, McDonald’s AR-15.

dumbing down the OS to Mac levels

They just started recently. We got the red enamel cast iron dutch oven last year and it’s been a great addition to our cookware collection.

“Will passengers willingly get on board the Boeing 737 Max, even after years of bad publicity in the wake of two deadly crashes?”

“This is why everybody needs to be a giant hoebag at some point in their youth...”

Doc, this was a question about food, not your sexytimes.

Thank you.

I was about to type I have always loved this joke, then saw Malingo’s comment.

Anyway, I have always loved this joke.

“What’s the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.”

Polo G (birth name: Taurus Tremani Bartlett)

This sounds like it would be fun for a kid’s movie-themed birthday party, especially if it was not a sleepover and you could hand the hyped-up little monsters back to their parents just as the sugar high was peaking.

Right? SOMEbody didn’t watch the most recent Last Week Tonight!

A important thing to know is the military has actual restrictions on how long troops are supposedly to eat only MREs.