Because permanent fixed to the floor carpet is a modern invention and the phrase predates that.

San Mateo is not San Francisco.

Gosh sorry to hear it was not benevolent kindness which motivated your mother, I had no idea. Sounds like you had the inner strength to overcome and persevere. My mother was Italian, and when I got a new job as an ICU nurse away from home about two hours away she would mail treats now and again, as did her sister (my…

Also, where is the damn space laser when I want it the most?

My food replicator only makes cold Earl Grey tea no matter how many times I ask it for hot.

They are considered cooler than motorcycles in some ways. Especially because in Europe gas is expensive, like, really expensive. So a big chrome gas hog that takes up two scooter parking spots in a small European city with limited space is considered gauche and try-hard. And why do you need a honking shiny speedster wh…

So you muricans just refuse to use a measurement that makes sense, huh?

“It sounds amazing.”

Tons of people attended.  There just weren’t very many of them.

Later, when the fat solidifies, I scoop it into the trash

Wait, why would you want to remove the best part?

I could drink hollandaise by the glass. I love Bérnaise too. No one makes chateaubriand anymore.

“She was a always quiet neighbor, but I suspected something was wrong when she didn’t peel her kiwis before eating them.”

“Like, was it really awesome, or was it that first breath of fresh air after Andy Dufresne crawled out of the poop tube ?”

The Dark Knight is no more responsible for crap like the Snyderverse (come at me) than Star Wars is for the glut of tiresome imitator space movies from the 1980s, or Nirvana is for the entirety of late 90s rock. Innovators are not responsible for imitators.

Potato, Pedclowno

One of the few body parts I own that’s never given me grief is my eyebrows. They are naturally shapely and the two times in my life I had them waxed it took three minutes, to remove about six hairs. They are the Golden Mean of eyebrows.

This 50 something year old says, “Lol...wut?” Shambling middle-aged man side story.....I saw Aerosmith in concert somewhere around 1982. Ted Nugent opened for them. This was before Ted Nugent turned into whatever the hell he is today. A “Nooj” show in those days was guaranteed to melt off your face. Terrible Ted…

Reminds me of Disney’s Aerosmith Rock n’ Roller Coaster at Hollywood Studios. You get in the cue and you meet the band as their hits are played overhead. Every Dad over 40 is rocking out and the kids are going “Who the hell are these guys?!”.