Find an alternative girlfriend ?
Seems like th emore practical choice to me...

drugs for sobering up, sure. To get drunk again... Mayyybe ? I mean I guess at least he did. I have not tho ^^

Do you love country music that much ? ^^
I’ll wait for the highlights the next day ...

This is the correct take.
I forsee A LOT of blond girls singing country.

I’ve once eaten a 11 inch diameter cheesecake by myself in a day.
When there is a will, there is a way ^^

Disclaimer: don’t do that, it was not a great idea. I lost most of that day and the next to food coma and stomach aches ^^

Get dude ones ^^
You get actual pockets, and they even have one made of freakin canvas, which you can wax to waterproof, is a lot hotter for winter, and a lot more durable than normal jeans.

I don’t know if they axed those too, but I bought mine 5 months ago off amazon, so maybe they’re still around ?

You are an insanely rich woman.
Just fucking retire, live out your life in your many, many properties with your incredibly gorgeous wife, and let it go.

Why is that option never the one those asshats that get caught red handed choose ??

Humans are incredible. You can both be a very generous human, and also a very shitty one.

Those things, while somewhat contradictory in a way, can, and do happen.

Contradictions aren’t impossibilities.

I don’t think the “why” is too hard to explain.
Tell people that have been called weird, crazy, useless, ... their entire life by pretty much the entire world that they are special, that they actually matter, that they have a purpose, ... And there is a hell of a lot you can make them do.
It’s how every cult works,…

Reincarnated into Barron Trump.
duh.

Pretty sure french people would be mad if DS was china-only, considering the metric fuckton of them we have on the road, and how much people actually like them ^^

And what matters in china might not relate to the rest of the world, but it kinda matters to the car companies. being the biggest potential market in the…

RAM is a bit iffy.
It is a prize in the US, but they don’t sell a single thing that fits into a european sized parking space.

There is one douchebro in my neighborhood that got one of those giant trucks, lifted it, put it on bigass trail tires (never seen a spec of mud on the truck, lol...) and everytime I’ve seen that…

Voting for a socialist would help quite a lot ^^
I know the only one y’all got is a cranky hard to like grandpa, but yeah, it’d be a start.
Forcing people to contribute to help others is the best way to make them realize that it ain’t so bad to be part of a team :)

That’s ... optimistic ^^

Then you, like me, is lucky to have bosses that understands IT enough to know it’s always worth spending whatever money is needed to make sure shit is always up to date and protected.

That is not the norm. Especially in shitty old world industries like pipelines.
“We’ve been running for decades son, the commies didn’t…

Something can both be dumb as shit and awesome ^^
this is one of those things :)

really? that’s all it took ? I’m kinda disappointed.

I’m pretty sure I’ve read or at least glanced at every takeout article since you guys started. I like it here :)

And yeah, you’ve tried out quite a few nasty things lol ^^

Sometimes I really envy y’all, being paid to try out and write about food.

This is not one of those times.

The article made me wanna puke, and your comment made me really hungry.
My tummy is very confused now.

All I know is I’m eating sushi for dinner tonight.
Real, actual ones. it’s an art, and I’m not an artist ^^