“Worse, imagine going to Trader Joe’s and the pasta sauce is on the tallest shelf and while reaching to grab it an entire boob falls out—from below.”

I don’t think that’s physically possible for her.
If it is for you, then don’t wear that.

They are so damn stupid.
The only people than physically cannot go vote in person are republicans by a huge majority.
Democrats just wanted to not have to spread a pandemic in order to vote, and also, in person voting is a hassle. That doesn’t mean they won’t do it if it matters, and when it comes to the US, it really…

I’ve seen a few on the road here, and lol, yeah, sure buddy.
Enjoy the multiple fractures and destroyed bike.

They’re about the size of a Smart.

Move here, Le Mans is cheap as fuck ^^
360k gets you one hell of a house, on a bigass property, 3 car garages, 4-6 br, ...
It’s 3x what I paid for my very nice 2br loft :)

Plus very easily attainable free VIP 24h race tickets. I get those every year I wanna go :)

You’re a lil off ^^

When my opel adam needs service, they lend me another one. I’m guessing they aren’t gonna have you walk outta there if you own a 4M car ^^

Also, lol at thinking any bugatti owner has one car.

Cool ! you can bring the nice booze we still can’t afford, and smoke meats better than any of us can. You’re more than welcomed to the gang :)

You don’t know a lot about the history of human existence my dude ^^
“Of the modern, developped world”, then sure, definitely, 100% agree, y’all nuts. But human existence ? lol. the entire world was 100x worst just 500 years ago. 

While everything you said is true, calling every round bun sandwich by the same name also is very logical. And as far as I know, most of the world agrees with that.

So there is that ^^

Easy answer: Mercedes. Then we can get Aston Martin of Germany. It’s right freakin there !

Those things happened, dude ^^
He didn’t say it was right, just pointed out that they did happen.

This sounds like effort, when a copious amount of drugs and alcohol will do it in a pinch .. :D

That one is very true ^^
the fact that english doesn’t have vouvoiement is a blessing for social situation, and a curse for language sexiness ^^

I mean, modern era doctors all went on to do some very high paying projects. The “lifetime of audios” cliché is, well, a cliché ^^

The world is fantastic.
I didn’t think you could both be a really pretty lady, and look exactly like Christopher Lee, but here we are, and there she is ^^
Thank you for this. I might need to watch that show :)

Did that school beat any imagination out of you ?
Because in my world, there definitely is some really sexy nuns. and teachers, doctors, ...

It’s a movie with actual miracles happening. It definitely can have a few hot nuns too ^^

I mean, watching trailers at work in itself is nsfw...
You should be working ^^
And remember, your IT guy knows exactly what you do on your computer.

Signed: one of those IT guys, watching said NSFW trailer at work, because nobody ever watch the watchers, and it’s pretty great :D

“Nos ciseaux ouvrirons le chemin du paradis.”
It doesn’t sound as dirty tho, “scissoring” is much more suggestive in english because it’s much less used for other thing. Ciseaux is french for scissors and scissoring, so yeah it’s just not working as well.

Why would you ?
It’s basically the same as the Peugeot RCZ one (a real car that is real ^^) and I don’t think people have been cooked in those ...

My favorite meat product is andouille, which is a sausage made out of pork asstube sections layered on each others ^^
You should always try everything once, whatever it is.
That being said, fried crickets are ass but I’d still try a boiled cicada, you never know :)