“I feel like I’m being violated in the same way that you’re defending women’s bodies… It’s like you’re becoming the oppressors.”

Considering the bullshit that flight attendants have to deal with on a regular basis, the threat of a koala attack probably wouldn’t even land in their top 10 worst days.

I've also enjoyed Rich's work on Gawker and Vanity Fair. Though he is older and less Caucasian than I remember him being.

They’re gonna tell you you’re going to be off for a couple days.

He would have announced today but the Poland Spring delivery guy only comes on Tuesdays.

Suki/ Bradley and Nikki/Ian. Coachella is the perfect place to put the spark back in your PR-orchestrated relationship.

Mary is working as a legal assistant but hopes she can return to teaching. Her teaching license was revoked during the scandal, but she has now started tutoring and giving piano lessons.

“I was praying for her salvation. I was praying that she would come to know the one true God.”

I don’t care how women’s lib we are.

Maya was a massive Nicholas Sparks fan.

Oh, look, it’s Friday evening. The right time to ugly cry my way through a bottle of scotch.

At one point, I would have been jealous of you being able to enjoy your favorite toothpaste-flavored cookie all year round. But now that I have found my knock-off Tagalong cookies, I know now what it means to feel the glow of pure, unadulterated love all year round.*

No. People get that wrong so often. It’s actually rocket surgery.

I totally agree. Some people could care less about proper grammar. So many sound, for all intensive purposes, like they don’t even understand the meaning of the words and phrases they are using. I really wish people would do a complete 360 on this and make grammar a priority.

“It’s two people connecting...with four other people. And aliens.”

Why do Nicholas Sparks books keep getting adapted? There are numerous writers within the romance sub-genre who produce better written and more interesting content than Sparks and, yet, here we are again.

It may have been that her mother hadn’t been in for a physical in a while and Taylor just wanted her mom to go to make sure all was well.