Not just because watching Hillary Clinton try to be funny and cool is cringe-worthy.

Apparently Dave Coulier knew about Caitlyn Jenner’s secret for 25 years.

Having eaten 4 cupcakes for lunch that were left over from a work function plus two cans of Coke, you’d think I would be done with sugar. You’d wrong.

Congrats to Drake Bell for inserting his name into a major story for 15 seconds. I’m sure your PR person must feel very accomplished.

I’d honestly be surprised if the parents didn’t blame the girls for Josh’s behavior. You know, for sitting too close, or wearing their sleeves too tight, or breathing.

It’s just community service. You’re not on a bloody chain gang.

While some show their support, Kris Humphries shows his ass:

I saw that Lim one recently and I really loved the shape of it, especially the top handle.

I love the cammello (especially with that gorgeous blue interior). I may try to get my hands on that combo (maybe in the mini) after I do my shopping penance.

Steven Alan, actually. They apparently got a shipment of bags in this week.

Why am I looking at this? I’m on a no-buy for the next few months because I did all of the shopping in the last few weeks, culminating in finally tracking down this bag that I’ve been wanting for ages.

As an FYI, I just checked now and they had 12/14 and 16/18 in-stock.

He was drving under the influence. She died. Thus, the felony conviction. How stripping her and posing her body on the side of road would provide any additional evidence to the driver’s guilt is perplexing.

This is a tragedy.

I mean, the money was nice but the director of admissions was especially moved by the horse head he found in his bed on Christmas morning. Going that extra mile shows a real commitment to the Ivy legacy.

I guess recruitment numbers must be down. They’ve hit a twink surplus and a bear deficit. Happens every spring.

People love pumpkins. They are an exciting gourd and people want to spread that joy through alcohol and rioting. Jesus.

And, what about Just the Ten of Us? If you’re not going to remake the complete TGIF line-up, don’t even bother.

Sex Box: Penguin Edition. Coming to Animal Planet this spring.

John has embraced the reading part. The rainbow element, well, he seems to have a harder time accepting.