With the Kristen Wiig/Will Ferrell project dead, Lifetime should get Melissa McCarthy on the phone and lock her down as Andrea for the future Untitled Taylor Swift project.

I could never get into spinning.

Complete Asshole Bill Maher Compares Zayn Malik to Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

So, I guess he’s not joining One Direction then.

...had an affair with her 13-year-old student .

I had friends who told their parents during Christmas one year about their open relationship as a means of easing them into the fact that the friend who was always hanging around them was someone they were in love with and were introducing as a permanent third.

It’s probably staged. It’s sitting on the edge of the cabinet, unplugged. But why someone would risk a broken nose for a sliver of internet fame is still a mystery.

Because it obviously wasn’t a mouse. Why should he waste his time worrying about collateral damage? The hunt must continue.

Mice can take many forms. One must always be on the alert.

From Lucy’s Twitter: I love the T.V show ‘ONE TREE HILL’ and I am totally in love with New York!!!!

I did a re-watch of A Different World when it landed on HuluPlus (I had seen the syndicated episodes when I was a wee thing). And, God, was the first season bad.

Lorde & Taylor: There’s a Taco Bell-style marketing opportunity that Saks Fifth Avenue needs to hop on.

Jamie's approach to his conversations with Laoghaire all wrong.

Doesn’t beat the original, though.

Some women take breaking the glass ceiling really, really seriously.

Poor Rita Ora. She’s the Ann Veal of the music industry.

The Bible specifically says that God does not want His people to practice homosexuality .

[Redacted] became less of a church after Pastor [Redacted]. He was an awesome pastor with great style. Too bad he had to be an alleged pervert.

One of the few performers who sounds even better live.