deathvalleyqueen
deathvalleyqueen
deathvalleyqueen

Ugh, also assholes, did you ever stop and think...

Chris Wallace : Mike Wallace :: Chet Haze : Tom Hanks

Except he’s admitted to wearing colored contacts. The sky blue eye color that everyone points to as evidence of Ronan being Frank’s son is a combination of colored contacts and flash photography.

Or, contacts, perhaps?

Paris is all about giving back.

I want this to be true so, so much. But I was already fooled by the Ikea KÄT couch. I’m not going down this road again.

“Everyone licks Rob’s ass and does whatever he says.”

I had a friend who was worried about Big Gay too. But then he learned not to stint on the lube.

Hmm. Well, okay, then.

I watched the pilot on Hulu and, weeelll, I just cannot buy that anyone would believe Liza is 26. In a dimly lit bar where she meets potential love interest? Yes. In a brightly lit office? Uhm, no. This is not an insult to Sutton Foster but she looks like a woman in her late 30s, which she is. Flannel shirts and

Congratulations to Empire! But without more white actors involved, can we really call it diversity?

I guess he made the joke because he knew the awards were airing on NBC. It's practically like telling a joke to your mirror.

Hey, you're being a dick right now. Stop being a dick.

With all due respect to Jessica Williams, she was never going to be offered it. Comedy Central wanted someone who would hit the ground running, not someone who is still finding their comedic voice.

Except, in the past, when he was asked to rank the actors who have played Bond, Moore ranked himself behind Lazenby who is, again, Australian.

This is just like Roger's critique of having Australian George Lazenby play James Bond.

I didn't know Jenny McCarthy was capable of that level of self-reflection.

Except there's no there there. True, the model has nothing to do with the direction or overall concept of a shoot. But a good model will be able to bring something extra, some life to the image to raise it above the page. Modeling is not about just standing there.