deathvalleyqueen
deathvalleyqueen
deathvalleyqueen

Madonna should quit whatever workouts she's doing because the weight of the bullshit that she has been slinging about must be doing killer things for her arms.

No, I totally get it. Apparently, James Franco is adapting the book to film. James will play Tommy and his brother Dave will play Greg Sestero. I'm cring-ticipating it.

I loved that book. However weird you find the Johnny character in The Room, real-life Johnny, Tommy Wiseau, has him beat by miles.

Maybe it was a murder-suicide. If cats were involved, we'd know in which direction the suspicion would land. But if it's a few cocker spaniels or golden retrievers, then it must be sister. Come on, LAPD — do your bloody job.

"He feels betrayed because he claims Katie never gave him any warning she was leaving him."

Same thing happened to Gabe Kaplan.

It's not every day you see the worst thing you're ever going to see.

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The last person to be talking about artistic integrity is Natalia Kills. Was this commitment to being real before or after she recorded gems this?

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Why can't you open your windows now, Michelle? What are you hiding? And, why are you and your husband surrounded by all those guys with their black suits and earpieces? What are you afraid of and who are they communicating with? Terrorists, perhaps?

Reading Sondheim's assessment, I actually don't disagree with him.

Come on, people. Keeping a secret is hard.

I don't think I've seen any of Jeff Ross' "comedic" work that wasn't attached to a roast. If it wasn't for Comedy Central, the only outlet for Ross' material would be the mirror in his bathroom.

Are we sure Hef knows she isn't actually Eartha Kitt?

Seems appropriate that the one person who connected with Ted Cruz's rhetoric is the one reading at the Pre-K level.

Vladimir Putin: Tobey Maguire superfan.

A CPC worker mistake[d] her IUD for a fetus.

I'd change up my look too if I was being stalked by Aaron Carter: "Well, her name is Hilary but she doesn't really look like Hilary. So, I guess it's not her. Hey, what's Haylie up to?"