deathvalleyqueen
deathvalleyqueen
deathvalleyqueen

Even children aren't paying Willy Moon proper respect.

A true phenomenon that can occur from persistent folding of the skin from repetitive motion—like looking down at your phone or laptop computer.

She added, "You know, I own the biggest vegan company in the world."

That's one of my general movie pet peeves.

Ever After is still my number one Cinderella re-telling.

"I don't know that, but it certainly seems that way."

It's from Misfits, a British show where a group of delinquents doing community service get superpowers during a thunderstorm. It's on Hulu Plus, if you're in the U.S.

I like Jacoby personally, for a boy or girl. I'm sure the next generation of Alaskans will need discount legal services too.

The man was a hero under enemy fire and this is how we reward him, making Sarah Palin his mother-in-law? Has he not suffered enough?

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I Want to See Somebody Cry: The Sean Penn Story. Coming to CourtTV this fall.

Kris and Ryan Seacrest are the two-headed hydra of reality television and the Kardashian empire. There is no death, only Kardashians without end.

Tom Hanks is so nice. Almost too nice.

Where did you get that from what I said? That was precisely the opposite of what I said. From my post:

Yes, and...?

Her replacement is ready to step in, with no one the wiser.

She plans out her hair styles every day of the week.

Hey future terrible Photoshoppers of Hollywood, learn the lessons of those who came before you: If you want to do some digital trimming in the future, keep windows, doors, mirrors, and other decorative details out of your shots. I'm sure you have blank spaces in your home to mirror the one in your soul, so use them.

I'm more stunned that it wasn't TMZ.

Maybe the boyfriend is the problem, not the ghost. Maybe Casper was trying to help you and you ignored all his warnings.