I like all of those things but, perhaps, just not together. However, I wouldn't be opposed to trying one if the opportunity presented itself.

Maybe I'm not his demo but he just looks a generic white kid in his 20s who has all his facial features in an aesthetically pleasing formation.

A politician who thinks he's above the law and can circumvent it with impunity; that any problem is solvable if you bury it deep enough? My stars, I'm overcome with shock.

She is but it's at a military facility at Fort Leavenworth, so military codes of conduct apply.

I'm of the firm belief that people don't wear enough daytime sequins.

I can't believe Harrison flew in that thing. He's braver than I thought.

So, to celebrate what is, ostensibly, the happiest day of your life, you choose to re-create the most harrowing, painful final moment of someone else's. I don't... Hmm.

Clearly, these guys are not going to quality clubs. At the better strip clubs, the dancers strictly follow all health code standards for maintaining a clean workspace.

Kelly Clarkson has been hearing that shit about her weight forever. At some point, I'm sure it all becomes white static, background noise that gets filtered out. Which is sad that she has to keep listening to all of that and that people can't shut the fuck up about other people's bodies.

I read that headline as Shia LaBeouf Is Tweeting on Coke and thought, "Finally, it all makes sense."

That's so weird because Republicans are renowned for their humor. Granted, it's not intentional humor but comedy is comedy.

This is my shocked face.

Endowments don't typically work like that. Ideally, when a donor makes a bequest, their agreement includes a gift-over clause, which specifies what should happen to their donation in the event of dissolution. If there is no such clause, then the board of directors would find another charitable organization to which to…

Since Chris Brown has all the hallmarks of a totally hands-off, absentee father, I have high hopes that his daughter will have a bright future, free from his influence.

Guess they were out of duct tape.

If you like this, you are going to love this collaboration from Ariana and Sia.

Care less, do less. - Motto of the U.S. Congress since 1789.

Oatmeal? I don't even know what do with that.