Yes, Taylor don't worry. Being a barren-wombed spinster is not inevitable. Look at Jennifer Aniston. She found herself a man and she hardly cries herself to sleep anymore, contemplating the echo of her hollow uterus. Plus, you have cats so, you know, those are kind of like children.

I think her original comment was probably serious but she didn't expect it to pick up steam in the media like it did. Thus, the "it's just a joke, y'all" backtrack.

This past year, Cameron married Benji Madden and made The Other Woman.

So, she has more fans than ever now that she revealed herself to be an unrepentant racist? American Civil Rights: On the fast-track to the 1950s.

Oh, just shut the fuck up. Why bother taking the commission if you can't be bothered acting like a professional. Instead, you decided to play Where's Waldo? with a presidential portrait.

I've been to several of their live shows and hated missing this one. Birdemic Live! was terrific so I have high hopes for Sharknado's awf-mazingness.

I was just about to complain that Rifftrax didn't have Sharknado Live! available for download but I checked the website just now to be sure and, like a miracle, there it was. My Monday evening plans are now set.

'N SYNC's Chris Kirkpatrick as a pool lifeguard.

When did thigh gap become some magical indicator of fitness? It has more to do with hip placement than anything else. With all other things being equal, a person with wider set hips is more likely to have a thigh gap than a person with more narrow hips.

Solid decision. Never look back.

There's blind outrage on Twitter? This is shocking since it's usually one of the premier outlets on the Internet for nuanced discussion of social and political issues. #isis #deathtoamerica #soblessed

Clearly you've never seen Diplo live.

I didn't even realize I even knew this until I read this post. Then, it was "Didn't Khloe and Kim do one of those diet pill ads?" Why do I know this? Why?

There are no quick fixes if you want long-term results.

Tell me this wouldn't do amazing things for your posture?

And, I can't see the white/gold. At all. I tried it on my laptop, my work computer, the cell phones of 5 people, my cell phone. I just don't even see how white/gold is a possibility.

Someone over on i09 posted this link that tests your color acuity: http://www.xrite.com/online-color-t…

When it's particularly cold (in the mid-teens to low thirties range), I layer these Ultra Light Down Jackets from Uniqlo under my wool coats. They real compact so you can still move your arms in all but the slimmest fitting coats.

Well, it's unintentional comedy. So he's not completely off the mark.