You mean the huge feud that everyone forgot about until you brought it up just now? Yes, everyone stop talking about that thing that nobody was talking about until I reminded them.

Huh. So, that's my nightmares are going to be tonight.

So, to sum up: You're poor so you've lost the right to enjoy anything. Brand names are for winners.

How is Giuliana still employed by E!? From everything I've seen, her eloquence seems to max out at the post-dental surgery level.

Bless your heart, Jaden. But you are but a pretender to Yoko Ono's Twitter crown.

Always trust a man who matches his shirts with his upholstery. A man with that kind of commitment to a color scheme will never steer you wrong.

Every year, the church near us (Catholic, I think) has a Girl Scout Cookie sale. So, every year deathvalleyconsort and I go over so I can horde all the Tagalongs. Anyway, last year, my guy had come off a ridiculously long shift (he's a doctor) but still wanted to come with me so he could breathe actual air.

That was the prevailing thinking about a Keaton win — the Academy likes to reward a comeback story. Someone who once was, who shall be again. But that came up against the other thing the Academy gets a hard-on for — the transformation performance (makeup, weight loss/gain, etc...).

I think it came down to a few things but namely that, in the top line categories (Actor/Actress, Director, Film), there really wasn't any suspense.

I love that she won. Pure comedic performances are so rarely awarded Oscars, as if being funny on-screen is somehow easier than making people cry.

Excellent not-apology there, Giuliana.

This is why it's going to be so difficult to replace Jon.

Too good. That is a ridiculously delicious drink combination. If I hadn't built up some tolerance over the years, I'm sure I would have been comatose by the end of the evening.

That particularly vodka is made from buffalo grass and has a warm, spicy flavor. It is wonderful with apple juice. As in, so delicious you will forget it's alcohol. It's, legitimately, one of my favorite mixed drinks.

He's very earnest about the band. Very.

Well, that clears up everything.

The music I agree on. Because... ugh. But he's a friend of a friend so I don't know what he's like professionally or in a romantic context.

Why no love for Jared? I've talked to him a few times and he's lovely. And, low-level flirting does seem to be his baseline. Unless it's because of 30 Seconds to Mars, then I totally get it.

And, she'll likely win. The last Olympian they had on was ice dancer Meryl Davis. She was the ultimate ringer since being a dancer was her profession.

Start stuffing them into all your pockets now, Kat. They'll be ready for spring.