15/16 is the perfect age to lure them in. I remember being 16 and being an adventurous, fun-seeking missile, willing to try anything once. You feel more like an adult, like you can hurtle yourself headlong at the world without consequence.

There was no baby to find.

I'm a fan of this variation.

I don't think it was totally his fault. The writing sure as hell didn't help him. But this is one of the hardest hosting jobs around and I think the pressure of that weighed on him a little.

So, not a cover of this? So disappointing. Where's the respect for music history?

There is many a meeting where Sia's wig would have come in so handy.

John Travolta was really ramping the creepy all the way to 100 last night — from manhandling Scarlett Johannson to all the face touching he was visiting on Idina Menzel.

Nobody who is a part of the Kardashian Union is going to win against Amber.

I'm so much smarter than that show was.

Mr. Monopoly has seen some shit. Once you've been to Park Place after dark, you're never the same.

This is an excellent example of an actor benefiting from a director with a strong, specific vision. Everything she's done before and since has not exhibited the caliber of performance Mo'Nique gave in Precious.

Jay is very much a student of the imitation-is the-sincerest-form-of-flattery school of journalism.

Indeed. Jesus is the original Terminator.

Maybe. Can they till a field? Play a musical instrument? This is a first edition Iliad, so I am not going to trade that for any of those slacker-type children.

Why didn't someone tell me they were looking for a first edition Iliad? I happen to have one right here.

I don't know. Brian Williams recently gave a very detailed recounting of his time with the Russian military. His account of Sasha's capture was particularly moving.

And, Kris' plan starts to come together.

Wait. Beyoncé is not flawless? I feel betrayed, lied to. Are there any truths left in the world? Is there nothing real?

Perhaps. But these were your comments both disproven by Goggle: