Defense Attorney: Boys will be boys. Amirite? <winks> Right? <nudges the jury foreman>

You know, you are absolutely right. He could very well be verse. My apologies to Mr. Travolta.

Asked why he "works out" at the gym at 3am, John Travolta says it's so that he can spend the day with his kids.

I'm sorry but I call shenanigans on this.

I never realized until now how much my mother looks like Christine Baranski. At least, from that angle.

Time to break open my Misandry GIF folder:

They're not even good photos. Everything about them screams amateur.

Sigh. That's okay. I'll just print out the picture and gnaw on that until I get home.

Well, now I'm hungry again. Could you email me that? Not the picture but the actual food. Thanks!

...merely existing as a black person in a country that doesn't care to know anything about you beyond the color of your skin.

Girls, just slather your whole body in Vaseline. Not only is it a beautifier, but it also makes it more difficult for the frat guys to hold onto you. You need to play hard to get. Nobody likes a slut.

That's so weird. Just the other day I was saying, "I wish there was a way for me to pay for pictures of Kim Kardashian that already are available for free on the Internet." And, here we are. Yeezus truly does love us.

I just assumed, like in his everyday life, he'd have his bodyguard there to parry the blows.

I hate these Comedy Central Roasts. The original Friar's Club Roasts featured performers who, you know, were personally acquainted with the roastee. That relationship gave the roasts a fun, particularly biting dynamic — mocking you from a place of love.

Every time I see a picture of her, I couldn't put my finger on who she reminded me of. And, then, it clicked with this picture: She's a dime-store Jane Birkin.

Did people on Twitter think Wiz was unaware of how attractive Amber is? She's the mother of his child — he may have seen her unclothed a time or two. Still didn't stop him from cheating, because people cheat because their own deficits, not their partner's.

I totally agree but the debate never ends. Because they were of the same time period, the comparison will go on and on. Honestly, it's simply a matter of preference. But, like I said, on and on...

it's not a penis or something, it's just avril.

As long as Avril Lavigne is alive, Hot Topic will never go out of business.