Oh, the great Astaire v. Kelly debate.

Who knew that 12:40 PM was such a popular killing time? Makes sense, though. Not a lot of people around — so no one hears the screams and no one is likely to see you burying the body. Plus, it leaves you enough time to hop in the shower to make it in time for Happy Hour cocktails at the Boom Boom Room.

Oh, all the stars for this.

I'm going to go with Gene Kelly and John Wilkes Booth.

I've said all I have to say.

As someone who or may not have been caught in the coat check at a cousin's wedding, I'm going to with, "yes." But, again, hypothetical, as I may or may not have actual experience with such a situation.

Can't we all just make a pact that whatever happens between two (or more) consenting adults in the privacy of their bedroom/hotel room/coat check closet at a cousin's wedding is nobody's business but that of the people involved?

Beware the wood chippers, Chris. Beware.

You mean like how Justices Roberts, Alito, Kennedy, Scalia, Thomas, and Sotomayor all recused themselves when the Little Sisters of the Poor came before the Court because they are all Catholic? Oh, wait, they didn't do that. Because that's ridiculous.

Did someone mention Turk? Look at what I have an excuse to post:

The Target collections have, for the most part, been a miss. I've heard good things about the earlier collections (e.g.: Proenza Schouler, Paul & Joe) but the rest have been shoddy construction and cheap fabrics riding on the wave of a designer's name.

YaYa was great but the movie placed a great deal of focus on Bobby Brown. Like an inordinate amount for a movie titled Whitney.

Of course it was fake. Do you think anyone would be that excited by Maroon 5 showing up anywhere? I mean, Adam Levine knows he's Adam Levine, right?

Apparently, they were Too Drunk to Fuck. I'm glad he was able to provide a reasonable alternative in her time of need.

Why do people need to see this woman beheaded? Beheadings are not like in the movies, with one smooth strike and it's over. From what I've heard of other beheadings in Saudi Arabia, the executioners do not appear to be particularly skilled. So, this woman likely suffered greatly before she died. Why do you want that…

No kidding.

Of course a man is directing this.

Narcissism has been long been associated with the notion of entitlement, which typically suggests a lack of empathy, a feeling of superiority and a tendency to overreact to criticism.

The Unsolved Mysteries theme song, to this day, completely unnerves me. Like, I want to go around my house and check all the locks on the windows and the doors.