The most explosive chemistry this side of baking soda volcano.
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January 2002 looked like a hard month for him. I guess the stress of the holidays and being a serial rapist being hunted by the police must have made things really difficult.
I love jumpsuits but then I think of having to strip down when the call of nature rings my bladder and then the life of jumpsuit leisure I had planned fades into the ether. Why must my life be so disappointing?
Since I'm currently pondering killing a member of my department, an opening may soon come available.
I'd make a comment about people developing healthy outlets for their emotions. But I'm the one sitting in my office with half a glass of wine and the biggest plate of Fettuccine Alfredo known to man, so I don't know.
And, this is why, when in doubt, always skip town with the crown and hold it for ransom. Pageant officials seem to value that more than the contestants.
Well, if she is a trained assassin, she is certainly not going to come out and admit that. Because, you know, covert and all that.
Yeah, the t-shirts are bad. But I hear the Sylvia Plath line of ovens are amazing.
I'm the humblest person I know. I mean, I don't want to brag but, like, in the top 10, it is me and Gandhi. But, again, I don't like to advertise what a real and totally down-to-earth person I am. #blessed
If you love Guy Fieri's Donkey sauce, then you're going to love our Donkey Punch dressing. This knockout combination will come at you so hard, you might lose an eye. You gooks, um, guys, are going to love it.
That would cut out a step in my cookie butter milkshake. It's both delicious and efficient. I'm in.
Now now, Mike. Beyoncé has been not caring about Michelle Williams' opinion long before you came along. Get in line.
That's great how you got a picture of him at his new job.
Certainly better than most numbers you pick-up at roadside diners.
At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.