Since ultra-Orthodox publications do the Photoshop erasure thing so frequently, you'd think they would have someone on their staff who isn't so bad at it.

The Lucretia collection from '93? One of my all-time favorite shows and collections. Theatrical, sumptuous, bold. I agree - this is not that.

Editors and the like were looking for any reason to welcome him back into the fold. But the collaboration with Margiela is a bit awkward.

Those goddamned Thetans are up to it again, aren't they?

Oh, just shut the fuck up. Just. Shut. Up.

I'm surprised Stanley didn't characterize Gina Rodriguez as a fiery Latina or a hot tamale or some other racist caricature that Alessandra likes to shoehorn into her writing in place of intelligent prose.

So, they blew they're entire budget for this campaign on securing the rights to that song and then had an intern scour Tumblr for relevant images? They're really tightening the purse strings over there.

"[His] intentions were not what they would have been had he not been intoxicated."

This is the kind of outside-the-box thinking that we should encourage in children.

If Chrissy learned anything from last night, it's to lay off the Botox appointments in advance of televised award shows.

Everything about this makes me want to tear my hair out and scrub my brain with a Brillo pad.

"You've got the globes, too."

"I thought I'd take the dog to Aberdeen but my son phoned and said the photo from the ad was an American picture from 2005."

Patricia Arquette's performance is another interesting element of the film because you actually see her grow as an actor over the 12 years. She is good at the beginning but, by the end, she has settled into her skin as an actor and found her rhythm. I've never been a huge fan of hers but she really won me over here. …

I think Keaton is in the mix because everyone loves a good comeback story. And, he is excellent in Birdman. But I really think this is Redmayne's to lose.

This is year is a highly competitive year.

It's quite the night for former Batmen.

I really love this. It's a bit different from the standard column dresses that are award show-prevalent. It could have easily been costume-y but it neatly stays away from that line. Plus, her make-up is on-point — done without being overdone.

Paul Rudd and Adam Levine presenting together is like seeing my high school sweetheart and my douchebag hatefuck rebound sharing a laugh. It's a little unnerving.