I didn’t melt down, I recalled a comedy bit.

Mac users, the absolute best productivity solution is SelfControl. It’s free, and it’s impossible to unset the block once it’s running. It’s simple, you set up a blacklist of sites you don’t want to access during a certain time frame, and press the start button. For that period, nothing you do will get you to sites on…

Yep. Because those are your only options. Either don’t use it at all, or waste countless hours on it.

You’ve heard someone say, “I don’t watch TV. I don’t even own a TV.” They’re saying it for a reason. Let’s start giving them what they want. They’re not just telling you they don’t watch TV, they want a reaction. Right? Just start giving it to them please, put it to rest, these people will shut the fuck up if we give…

I don’t binge watch anymore, but here’s the key to being happy with that decision, folks.

Same. It’s gotten to the point where I can’t even watch him in something and see his character. It’s just “Tom Cruise Doing Stuff”. Jack Reacher isn’t Jack Reacher, it’s “Tom Cruise Doing Action Stuff”. Mission Impossible isn’t about Ethan Hunt, it’s “Tom Cruise Doing Spy/Action Stuff”.

Moot question. A Trump impeachment ensures that Congress flips to the Democrats in 2018. These things take time, and we’re halfway through 2017 already. Doesn’t matter if Pence serves for a few months leading up to January 2019, because nothing will get passed in that kind of time frame, and after that, he’s…

Anyone want to lay odds on whether or not Kelly McGillis, who is pushing 60, will be in the film? Or if she’ll be pushed out for someone younger?

Actually, studies show that presidents, on average, fulfill nearly 70% of their campaign promises.

Because it’s not about educating people

Variety of language is a beautiful thing.

Juice is liquid candy.

Exactly.

I’m so glad I listen to rock music. I’ve never heard of this sort of shit going down with Disturbed, Sevendust, Halestorm, etc.

My favorite part of that dumbass sign is that it says the “freedom fries” only cost half a cent. Because the REAL ‘MURICAN who made it doesn’t understand fucking punctuation.

The troubling part is that some select partnership agreements will link the data to your personal information like your name and email, which means Twitter’s partners can get access to a comprehensive profile of you.

Puerto Rico has been a U.S. territory since 1898, longer than this racist dickbag, or anyone he knows, has been alive. Its people are U.S. citizens. Fuck him.

I felt the same way. I choked up during the original rendition of that song earlier in the season, and this seemed somehow disrespectful to that, if that’s the right word. Like, it stepped all over it.

Capitalism is awesome. The free market creates competition that—

And you do it now. Not in an election year. Now. The era of waiting until election time so that everyone knows when it’s time to tune out is over. Get this shit on TV now when people don’t expect it.