deadspunner
Deadspunner
deadspunner

Growing up as an athlete, I still say there was no bigger sports thrill than launching one off the wall and hustling around the bases for an inside-the-park homer.

I saw a Cardinal player in the lead image and expected “there’s always the next game!” I find this to be bullshit and demand that we bring back that wonderful series.

Which is a good opportunity to post one of my favorite memes ever:

If we’re talking hustlin’ fat guys, I nominate twilight-of-his-career Bengie Molina breaking off a got-dang triple to finish out a cycle.

Even though it was twice the number of total bases, this was only half as exciting as the time Bartolo Colon hit a double.

Fun fact, the last inside the park home run by the Indians was a walk off by Tyler Naquin against the Blue Jays. The center fielder that fucked up to make it possible? Melvin (BJ) Upton. Thank you, Upton brothers.

But there are two of them and we only have the one....

oh, I see where this is going.

Isn’t that the definition of being a nun?

Looks like Duke had some trouble with their...

Before we think the Sac Bee might be prejudiced against NBA players, let’s remember how it ignored Kevin Johnson’s actions as long as it possibly could.

His act is tired. Much like many of the left over Gawker commenters.

That’s it, I’m fed up. I will NEVER watch Christian McCaffery play for Stanford again. Who’s with me?

No, man. It’s a clean room with a door, a chair, a TV and a friggin outlet so they either nurse or plug in their own breast pumps and continue watching the game. This is not treating women like farm animals. It would only be that if all lactating women were required to take a turn in there so they could use it for

In a few decades, we’re going to look back on this and really wonder how both teams managed to let the fucking Yankees win it.

I say put the cheerleaders on the field for a 15 minute powder puff OT.

I was fully prepared to argue about the merits of ties instead of scarves. I feel lost now.

He probably wears clip on ties

I avoid ties by avoiding high-paying jobs that require me to wear them.

In what world is that a fumble instead of truly garbage broken throw?