Cut Joyce a break. This is, like, his first mistake out there.

In my memory, he played in exactly one game: that Super Bowl against the Cowboys.

This continues to be an awful story, and there’s no opportunity for a sandwich themed pun thread here, so here’s a gif of Rip Taylor instead:

I wonder why you left William Henderson off this list?

Nick Denton.

That’s the insidious part of TLS. Always sad to see other sufferers.

Y u no America?

As a sufferer of Textless Leg Syndrome any little bit helps. TLS is where you feel the buzz of a text in your thigh or butt cheek, like a text came in, but for no reason.

Despite all my rage

Next hurricane is on Andy fucking Murray!

Arizona really demanding Florida raise its game this half.

What selfish is you, buddy?

Wrong. BBQ was born in Memphis. Memphis BBQ is pretty damn good. Hey here’s a burger doused in vinegar and mustard. And some coleslaw. Have fun eating your NC BBQ.

More like Rhythmic Gymnastics.

It is, but they pronounce it WAAAAAAAACK.

Typical Drew with the fowl mouth again.

I expect he’ll be back soon, I hear he’s as fit as a bull moose.

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.