I am only mildly disappointed you didn’t turn this one over to Jezebel so they could do the whole thing over Jordan winning the Bachelorette. That would have been an All-Timer of a troll job.
Deadspunner
deadspunner
Do all the Solo children fall to the Dark Side?
You know what team sucks even more than the Packers right now? The VIKINGS, because they don’t have a QB!!!!
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Wooo! Packerrrrz!
Thanks for posting this Drew! These previews sure get me excited for football season! Aren’t you excited for the 2016 season as well?
He’s going to need a lot of ketchup cake for this.
DO NOT WORRY TEDDY! VIKINGS SUPERFAN #1 ON HIS WAY!
When does a walk become a hike and a hike become a walk?
Barbeque sauce, tho. And fuck South Carolina with mustard-based barbecue sauce.
If you’re truly dedicated, every pizza is an individual pizza.
As quick as i could make it. Alexander, of course, gave me the idea, so props to him.
American Kinja Warrior.
What does the Anthem actually have to do with sporting events? The fucking NFL charges the armed services for on-field promotion, they’re not exactly a blameless bastion of patriotism. They also didn’t pay taxes for seventy years, so they didn’t exactly support the troops themselves, did they?
Stop playing the fucking anthem before every goddamn sporting event. They play it before my kids hs soccer games.
No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!
Yeah, but you’re a satan worshipping bisexual polygamist, old man. So why should we listen to you?
“They only showed him kill that guy on replay” is my favorite comeback of all time now. Find that hill and die on it, buddy.
This really isn’t all that bad, and by “all that bad,” we have to remember, the bar for Trump over the past few days was set at “Vote for me because Dwayne Wade’s cousin was killed.”