Great it doesn’t automatically crash your computer, but for fuck’s sake, can they get rid of the autoplay shit? It’s the bane of the internet surfing office worker’s existence. Even if you’re alone though, the fucking sound is annoying as hell.

So the old SI was like all of the gawker sites every time they get an update? Which is every day that ends in Y?

But enough about Kinja, what about the Sports Illustrated redesign?

“...it was impossible to read on a phone without clicking an ad seven times...”

I work at an office with this freakishly tall dude. I’m average height, so I thought it would be funny if I acted like we were in the same height category. This guy has never laughed at my joke, and I realized that it really bothered him. I’ve been doing this for two years just to see how long it takes for him to…

“When did “no worries” become every American’s response to everything?”

You talk about air travel. You talk about cargo shorts. But you fail to make the obvious connection:

Clicked on the GQ link:

And that is the biggest shame of all. Why even motorize a bar stool in the first place, if not to ride it drunk? There is no reason for such a device to even exist otherwise.

Somewhere R. Kelly is pissing on an underage girl’s face with no problem—I’m not sure what relevance that has to this story but keep it in mind nonetheless.

OK, not literally nuts, but I am annoyed by the hypocrisy of it. “The bible says don’t blaspheme, so I won’t say goddamn but I will evoke blasphemy by saying dadgum.” Fucking stupid.

Is it Chris Kluwe? Goddamnit, it's always Chris Kluwe

She won’t co-operate because it means she will be entitled to half of the $19 million (minus suspension time) that he will make when she divorces him.

Giri is really thriving in the role of crafting well-written pieces out of the opinions that were previously thrown in the garbage.

You’re going to ruin the Deadspin pizza party, and I formally request that my email address be returned to me.

I suggest you sandwich them between your Tevas and light it on fire in the dumpster out back.

What did this beat out from the brainstorm whiteboard?

Time to update your celebrity cheat list.

This is your worst bears post ever, Tom Ley.