Fucker didn't even recycle? What an asshole.

Hey, you’ve got to be a tough bastard to manage Eagles scouts, not some kind of Eagle Scout.

“Scouts’ hard work”? Please. Boo Radley was the one who stayed up all night making that soap doll.

Seriously. Withou the internet, the worst thing about this guy’s life is that he fled from South Sudan. Now he has a new worst thing.

Especially Florence Henderson.

From the company that brought you Yahoo! Answers.

You have to account for UNCs academic fraud and subsequent vacation of the title somehow, right?

well if Villanova gets the snitch but they are 160 points down...

UNC will score in Canadian points?

If you click on the link to look at his bracket, it appears you just put in the final score. He has the winner with 68 and the loser with 62. That part of the bracket doesn’t specify the winner; you have to actually pick which team will win separately.

If you have followed almost anything Yahoo has ever tried to do (IM, chat rooms, games, mail), this would not surprise you.

Dafug? I can’t see that not ending in disaster.

This is always my thought when someone suggests any “sauce” for popcorn. Soggy popcorn is gross.

(1) Salt
(2) Butter
(3) If you’re still reading, you’re a damn communist. Go back to Russia!

I’ve had an olive oil and rosemary cupcake before. Surprisingly delicious.

But the question is: when we say “butter,” do we mean “butter, like from a stick” or “‘butter,’” like at the movie theater?” I know that real butter is “better,” but, man, movie theater popcorn...

Not gonna google Furikake. Nice try Redford.

I had some surprisingly good popcorn the other day that had olive oil and rosemary on it. Do with that what you will.

Melted butter is the only liquid that belongs on popcorn, everything else just makes it soggy and gross. I would reduce this list to:

Naaaaw, cheese is the way to go.