Fwiw, I’m using the Nexus 6.

“Enjoy this point release to our mobile operating system and these small repackaging changes in our hardware!”

I don’t own or use any Apple products (iPhone, iPad, iTunes, iDontcare). Because of this I’m not allowed to shop at Whole Foods. I don’t think I’m missing out on anything important.

Pretty sure “need” and “Apple products” are mutually exclusive, at least using the traditional definition of “need.”

Not to mention don’t ride around a dirt bike in the dark without any visibility vest or something.

Well, bears, helium is the second lightest element (as well as the second most abundant element in the universe). An enclosed container filled entirely with helium (a “balloon”) will be less dense than Earth’s atmosphere, where the concentration of helium by volume is only 5.2 parts per million. Thus, the balloon with…

It was Michigan State, but they’re probably gonna lose to MTSU today, so probably Oklahoma.

Indentured servitude.

Our work bathrooms each have two shitters. I contend it's rude to use one next to one already occupied (there are plenty of other bathrooms), what say you?

Well, it appears that since Bonds got off of the juice, his head has shrunk back down to a more human size.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

This is the actual reason LaRoche quit. That his son couldn’t chew tobacco in the dugouts during games.

Please don’t be a podcast. Please don’t be a podcast. Please don’t be a podcast.

My least favorite thing about Deadspin right now is the tease of a new Drew article only to see it’s an ad for a podcast I’ll never check out.

#jgillyhive til i’m swimming in the styx

I think he meant next to the Left-Right-Left-Right B-A start

Shout out to Jostens.

“Hey son, now that I quit the Sox we can hang out together ALL DAY LONG!” - Dad

What country am I living in? Is this still the United States? I thought 14 year olds in this country attended high school. And I assumed full-time clubhouse attendants were at least 18.