The Cardinals have responded in a statement from John Mozeliak:

“They even mentioned ways to kill gay people.”

You know who saves kids from dangerous flying bats? Superman, that’s who. They’re making a whole film about it.

This is getting ridiculous. There’s no way that’s the real Hank.

All he said was the dog the Wronski’s owned was the real dog. Not that the dog seen in public was Hank. The truth is out there #hanktruths #brewingupadecoy #sarcasm #wheresthedoggydna

What states have “Being Hit By A Car” restaurants? I like the name.

Fresh Choice (a chain of salad bars) went out of business a couple of years ago.

Jimmy Carter is a thousand times the person you will ever be, but yes political boycotts of sports are not useful. This wouldn’t be about politics though, it would be an attempt saving athletes from death by dysentery.

Underrated and Applebees. two words that have never been used in the same sentence before...

Every Friday. You’re depriving your brain for no reason.

The Canadian men’s championships are on ESPN3 all next week.

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.

How was the service when you were hit by a car? Were you seated quickly?

Ponderosa? Is this 1976?

What is a Fresh Choice? Sounds like it serves bean sprouts with several items.

can’t believe he did that without riding it to practice at least once.

I can handle about 4 of these damn crisps before they start to taste like worn dress socks. Don’t ask.

I love this idea that Trump’s candidacy represents how “sick and tired” people are of the “lying” and “manipulating.” It’s not. It represents exactly how so many liars and manipulators get to Washington. It represents how many people in this country are complete fucking idiots who will lap up any bullshit a candidate…

Let us see:

With the rise of industrial farming, the farmers are more and more becoming part of the proletariat, so I should say it is YOU Mr. Deadspunner, or should I say comrade Deadspunner, if that even is your name, that will be first against the wall when our new Overlord takes his place next mid-Winter.