Eh, they had been doing that on the desktop front long before Steve passed.

I don’t generally wander in the wild looking at phones so can’t help you with the wild, but I am a purveyor of the Nexus 6 after my second gen Moto X ate it. A little big for my tastes but otherwise I know it’s way better than anything Samsung or Apple is putting out.

Zoroastrianism?

Wait, you’ll choose Mexican Chorizo over Basque Chorizo? Heathen!

Wait, he’s his OWN ESPN studio?!

...uh oh

Way to be prescient. Now what are next weeks lottery numbers?

Huh, didn’t realize Leslie left. Which is just as well as her music tastes don’t coincide with mine at all.

I’m glad the staff is encouraging for you, but eh, dreaming often leads to disappointment and nihilism. Be realistic and create goals for yourself that won’t make you depressed if you don’t meet them.

A flavor of Triscuits?! Now we know you’re a high class booze aficionado.

“It’s going to be hard because you’re an addict, pretty much,” Cubs catcher Miguel Montero said.

1) Spring Training MLB

I don’t trust the people that fill it out clockwise or counter-clockwise. Do they read a book that way? Are they fluent in both English and Arabic and mix it up?

Oh yeah? Where was the Chris Christie and Rick Perry hate. I live for the hate! What will sustain me without a writeup of each ‘candidate’?!

Robber Barons?! Now that would have been Intellectual Brutality.

There is no evidence of your statement. He graduated from Rookie League to Low A ball. He played one game of scoreless innings. He decided to leave due to factors other than his on-field performance. It may be unlikely he ever ‘achived his dream’ which is also unstated but only assumed, but there is no blame for his…

Do kids still do that now that the internet exists?

You must not be serious - as stated in another comment he ought to be in school for at least March, May, September and (laugh because White Sox) October.

I still hope Ricky figures it out this year but basically yeah, agreed. Also I must be a sad sack as I also hope the new shades help Mauer with his lingering concussion symptoms.

Took me a minute to realize the White Sox made Kenny team president.