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This was my absolute favorite one....it fell apart I read it so many times. Even when I knew every ending, lol.

Holy shit this takes me back. I am going to go out and buy every CYOA book for my kids immediately.

So bascially, it’s like a typical Tuesday for me.

I was a big CYOA fan and I never heard of this and I MUST HAVE IT

Buffalo residents will travel anywhere for cleaner water.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Haha, and with eye black still on his face. Just in case you forgot he plays a sport when you see the ad.

I openly admit to looking up this passage. Well played sir!

Think he could’ve hit your knuckler, HK?

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

There’s no way the majority of olympians aren’t on some borderline illegal shit, right?

That’s my take, too. I want to believe, but it’s hard to believe that anyone is freakishly good enough to destroy a field with cheaters in it. Usain Bolt’s ridiculous jump in the 100 meter WR progression is also hiiiiiiiiighly suspect. His countrymen were all busted for cheating, and he’s still a league better? He

The star of that play is the damn camera man. He coulda followed where that throw was SUPPOSED to go, but nope he stayed with it.

“Jay, shotgun is the formation, not the accuracy setting you should be on.”

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

whenever she participates in a race, but the only person capable of beating Ledecky is past versions of herself.

i have quietly observed and never commented here on Kinja for many, many many moons.

He’s the Ol’ Dongslinger