“You know they call corn-on-the-cob ‘corn-on-the-cob,’ right? But that’s how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that ‘corn,’ and they should call every other version ‘corn-off-the-cob.’ It’s not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm ‘Mitch,’ but then reattach it and call it… Read more
I believe that man is dressed in proper dinosaur riding attire, frequently done in Great Britain during the reign of Queen Victoria. She was apparently quite fond of dinosaurs, especially, as she put it, “The little bitey ones”.
Hmm, now I feel the need to write a crappy alt-history book where this was a thing...