Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Probably having his horn removed.

“You know they call corn-on-the-cob ‘corn-on-the-cob,’ right? But that’s how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that ‘corn,’ and they should call every other version ‘corn-off-the-cob.’ It’s not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm ‘Mitch,’ but then reattach it and call it…

Fun fact: since joining the White Sox, opposing batters are posting a 0.309/0.386/0.619 slash line against James Shields!

You really shouldn’t have told us Steelers fans that we’ve never blown a three-score lead this millennium, I’m about to be the wooooooorst. Well, even more so.

I believe that man is dressed in proper dinosaur riding attire, frequently done in Great Britain during the reign of Queen Victoria. She was apparently quite fond of dinosaurs, especially, as she put it, “The little bitey ones”.

Hmm, now I feel the need to write a crappy alt-history book where this was a thing...

If facts and accuracy make you this upset, have I got a political party for you!

Actually, A GREAT POINT MADE BY BLOGGER TOM LEY and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT TOM LEY JUST SAID.

I almost didn’t recognize Bonds, he has gone down 3 head sizes.

I was surprised by how strangely proportional his head is in the top picture, it took me a few seconds to even recognize him.

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