As deep of a thought to be expected coming from the guy whose biggest recent hit included lyrics that rhymed “things” with “things.”

The believability factor here is similar to that of Slick Willie's statement that he tried marijuana, but he never inhaled.

Another athlete taking a knee? Adam Jones, eat your heart out.

Considering he grew up in California, I would say not eating strawberries is bizarre. It would be like someone from Washington never eating an apple, or living in Atlanta and never driving on Peachtree.

From the story:

That's a lot of words just to tell everyone you do Ironmans.

About living in Allentown or the train?

They should be happy they don’t live on the Island of Sodor. You can’t go more that 100 feet without running into a train the railway network is that vast.

Richelieu - known for governing the Right Way.

I intentionally don't look at the Cards score anymore, so that these posts can be a pleasant work day surprise.

I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target. It was a long afternoon.

“Nah he just got his bell rung a bit.”

Boy I bet you wish you’d asked a better question.

You know how you should have two drinks at a party? You should have four.

I am going to a huge tailgate (100+ ppl) for the Jets home opener on Sunday, and a couple of my friends and I are getting there around 9 am. There will be nearly unlimited booze and food, and I know the tailgate was designed for enough to party after the game too. Should I have taken a vacation day for Monday?

Because we, the blog overlords, force you to read things you don’t want to. These are the rules.

Touche. As much as I usually like him, maybe our very own Jim Irsay is the culprit. I can easily see him being embarassed over it while still being oblivious* enough to have asked.

This is truly terrible. I expect Cam to receive some kind of suspension for his foul language. My children would like to enjoy watching a man get lobotomized without covering their ears.

3.5 mm headphone jacks are terrible! Just awful, Apple doesn’t have a patent on them. They are the worst. Can’t upcharge proprietary headphones on 170 year old technology. It’s just such a awful situation to see all that money not going to Apple. The worst I say.