Dave:

It gets better the more you watch it.

Anyone want to hear a second hand story about Eli Manning and Lindsay Lohan that goes absolutely nowhere? Great!

*Shudder*

No wonder it’s inspirational, it’s by Bill Conti, still with us in his 70s and who was responsible for the Rocky theme/fanfare.

I can’t watch that and not hear the theme to ‘The Right Stuff’ playing in the background.

for crissakes. i’m in my 40's. i quit weed, can’t find hash, quit pills and powder. 15 drinks is all i want. and you want to take 13 away.

Will Leitch is going to shadowban all of us. Evem staff.

They’re a lock in golf.

+11 runs in Game 7

I was 1 when this happened, and up til last year it was my best baseball “memory”.

did he scorch a dingaroo? this headline is useless!

“Strong home run”? I don’t understand. Is that like dinging a deep dong? Donging a schlong in the ding dang? Or Deep donging a dinger in it’s ding dong?

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Oh I am all about making suggestions that I would never have the balls to do. But you should. For realz.

BTW - They cannot let him pass Babe Ruth - I bet that’s part of their reasoning. It would be a total disgrace to the sport.

Great question. I did a quick search and found this:

When I ask the brothers what they would collect if they were as wealthy as the Cowboys’ owner, they respond at the same time and without skipping a beat: “People.”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

I honestly think this is the single worst comment in the history of Deadspin.