I can’t watch that and not hear the theme to ‘The Right Stuff’ playing in the background.

for crissakes. i’m in my 40's. i quit weed, can’t find hash, quit pills and powder. 15 drinks is all i want. and you want to take 13 away.

Will Leitch is going to shadowban all of us. Evem staff.

They’re a lock in golf.

+11 runs in Game 7

I was 1 when this happened, and up til last year it was my best baseball “memory”.

did he scorch a dingaroo? this headline is useless!

“Strong home run”? I don’t understand. Is that like dinging a deep dong? Donging a schlong in the ding dang? Or Deep donging a dinger in it’s ding dong?

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Oh I am all about making suggestions that I would never have the balls to do. But you should. For realz.

BTW - They cannot let him pass Babe Ruth - I bet that’s part of their reasoning. It would be a total disgrace to the sport.

Great question. I did a quick search and found this:

When I ask the brothers what they would collect if they were as wealthy as the Cowboys’ owner, they respond at the same time and without skipping a beat: “People.”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Ohhhh a trump joke!!! How many times have you checked to see your stars from that gem?

I honestly think this is the single worst comment in the history of Deadspin.

Just to be that guy, how is this not a more common occurance? Throwing a baseball is easy if you’ve ever spent time doing it (except for one kid freshman year of HS, which was my last year playing bb, who would throw at like a 30 degree angle away from the direction his body was facing, I’m not sure how he made it…

Has Fisher checked The Upsidedown yet?

he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.