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2010? Was Game 6 or Game 7 the last of the series. I didn’t see the penultimate, where he famously no-showed and there were rumblings about elbow problems, but I did see the clincher, where the entire team, including LeBron, gave up in the last couple of minutes when the game was NOT out of hand. (I’ve seen Reggie

Cargo Shorts or GTFO. I'm too old to worry about impressing anyone.

You forgot this:

Jellyfish are one thing, and they suck, but if you ever see one of these things coming at you - get the hell out of the way. The Portuguese man-of-war does not mess around.

A bet, or maybe losing a bet, may be the reason he really did this to begin with.

Good for Michael Jordan. Maybe now he will stop crying so much.

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”

THIS is why I look forward to the Cardinal loss posts here - your Mitch Hedberg jokes. My favorite is:

That’s so dorky I had to give it a +1 even though I didn’t want to.

“I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.” - Mitch Hedberg

I’m guessing that if Purdue changed their nickname to the “Black Panthers” they might get some more attention—and maybe a whole different level of recruits.

I does sound like somewhere Curtis Painter might end up.

Australia always takes it to Eleven!

+1 Eskimo brother

This deal is a slam dunk.

This deal is a slam dunk.

SAY HIS NAME

Watching TJ over the last year in a half it has been crazy to see him go from being one of the best babies in sports, to the third best receiver on the Niners.
Good hustle.

Can we get Aroldis Chapman to throw a ball with a running start and crow-hop? What's the sound barrier again?

I get what you’re saying, but I think that comment would have been more appropriate on a post about Syndergaard’s bone spur. This is something that could potentially affect Kershaw’s career.That being said, I do like the body healing machine idea.

I could be wrong, but to me this article makes it sound like it’s almost easy to instill intrinsic motivation in a child to want to learn. That some sort of reward or motivation system shouldn’t be necessary.