Only if you agree to walk around doing Jodie Foster’s awful accent from the film for the rest of the day.

Your spine plays a major role in every athletic movement you can make. A herniated disc is the exact opposite of seemingly minor.

I assure you, there is nothing “minor” about a herniated disc in the lower back.

It is an even year. Might as well shut kershaw down now and keep him fresh for 2017.

Don’t know you and I hate THE but fuuuuck you. He dismissed a player for choking out his girlfriend and you say that shit? With everything going on in Baylor.. Tennessee.. And you crucify him for doing the right thing? Fuck you man.

They should only play airplane disaster movies. It’s the flying equivalent of telling an actor to break a leg!

It’s a popular video on certain websites too.

While grocery shopping with my mom as a 17 year old, I managed to sneak a large can of Guinness into the cart, and subsequently got her to pay for it without her knowing. Because, Guinness, right?!

Fast forward to that evening, when I put it in my backpack and headed over to a friends house. Walked in the door,…

because teenagers can follow the lead of BIG MALT BEVERAGE and start off on overly sweetened garbage like Bud Light Lime RazzzzzBrrIta and Smirnoff Ice and their ilk.

Hideous. That thing is Kim Jong-Il-esque.

Now he’ll see what the other side of “unauthorized access” looks like.

So, did he act alone or did the Cards buy him off to take the fall?

Jones will have a formal hearing with NSAC sometime in October or November.

IT HURTS.

You guys keep filing these to “cardinal numbers,” but “44th” is ordinal. Just thought you should know.

Usually after the swelling goes down they’ll screw in a titanium plate if there’s no hope for the cracks to heal.

If we look weird it’s because it was 5,000 degrees in that damn venue

Oh so you’ll be watching the livestream too?

It's no wonder he was overwhelmed. That was easily the largest group of Hawks fans he’s ever been in front of.

Is it broadcasting from the website or where?