Good for Michael Jordan. Maybe now he will stop crying so much.

THIS is why I look forward to the Cardinal loss posts here - your Mitch Hedberg jokes. My favorite is:

That’s so dorky I had to give it a +1 even though I didn’t want to.

“I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.” - Mitch Hedberg

I’m guessing that if Purdue changed their nickname to the “Black Panthers” they might get some more attention—and maybe a whole different level of recruits.

I does sound like somewhere Curtis Painter might end up.

Australia always takes it to Eleven!

+1 Eskimo brother

This deal is a slam dunk.

This deal is a slam dunk.

SAY HIS NAME

Watching TJ over the last year in a half it has been crazy to see him go from being one of the best babies in sports, to the third best receiver on the Niners.
Good hustle.

Can we get Aroldis Chapman to throw a ball with a running start and crow-hop? What's the sound barrier again?

I get what you’re saying, but I think that comment would have been more appropriate on a post about Syndergaard’s bone spur. This is something that could potentially affect Kershaw’s career.That being said, I do like the body healing machine idea.

I could be wrong, but to me this article makes it sound like it’s almost easy to instill intrinsic motivation in a child to want to learn. That some sort of reward or motivation system shouldn’t be necessary.

Hooray, another bit of discourse in which “normal” equals “people with way more money than us.”

Only if you agree to walk around doing Jodie Foster’s awful accent from the film for the rest of the day.

Your spine plays a major role in every athletic movement you can make. A herniated disc is the exact opposite of seemingly minor.

I assure you, there is nothing “minor” about a herniated disc in the lower back.

It is an even year. Might as well shut kershaw down now and keep him fresh for 2017.

Don’t know you and I hate THE but fuuuuck you. He dismissed a player for choking out his girlfriend and you say that shit? With everything going on in Baylor.. Tennessee.. And you crucify him for doing the right thing? Fuck you man.