They should only play airplane disaster movies. It’s the flying equivalent of telling an actor to break a leg!

It’s a popular video on certain websites too.

While grocery shopping with my mom as a 17 year old, I managed to sneak a large can of Guinness into the cart, and subsequently got her to pay for it without her knowing. Because, Guinness, right?!

Fast forward to that evening, when I put it in my backpack and headed over to a friends house. Walked in the door,…

because teenagers can follow the lead of BIG MALT BEVERAGE and start off on overly sweetened garbage like Bud Light Lime RazzzzzBrrIta and Smirnoff Ice and their ilk.

Hideous. That thing is Kim Jong-Il-esque.

Now he’ll see what the other side of “unauthorized access” looks like.

So, did he act alone or did the Cards buy him off to take the fall?

Jones will have a formal hearing with NSAC sometime in October or November.

IT HURTS.

You guys keep filing these to “cardinal numbers,” but “44th” is ordinal. Just thought you should know.

Usually after the swelling goes down they’ll screw in a titanium plate if there’s no hope for the cracks to heal.

If we look weird it’s because it was 5,000 degrees in that damn venue

Oh so you’ll be watching the livestream too?

It's no wonder he was overwhelmed. That was easily the largest group of Hawks fans he’s ever been in front of.

Is it broadcasting from the website or where?

Stood in front of this guy back (WAY back) when I was busted for underage drinking in East Lansing.

I don’t know exactly how to classify what the reaction every man will get upon reading this headline (and then struggling to read through the story), but I just got it.

East Lansing District Court Judge Andrea Andrews Larkin - I hate that you made me look this up.... well done

Of course he is. The Honorable Judge Cock Scrote was completely slammed.

That actually sounds kinda awesome. Would watch.