Peanut Buster Parfaits are so underrated. Haven’t had one in years.

Like I’ve been saying, the Cavs’ bench is the best. They’re playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers (except Dellavedova, who seems to be playing football).

Word Freak needs to be a movie starring Channing Tatum and Sandra Bullock or something.

So do you voluntarily go to these matches? Are there a lot of people following competitive Scrabble? Are you going in the hopes that someone will play with you that isn’t one of your family members because you’re tired of their face? Are there sponsors? Jerseys? I have so many questions

Arby’s is there to guide you into the void.

I’m a grown man. And I sometimes giggle watching him play. I guess my body just doesn’t know how else to process the insane joy of watching him do his thing.

My wife and I got into a big row one time and she stormed off to the spare bedroom. I guess I’ve seen too many Will Ferrell / Judd Apatow movies, so I thought sending her a dick pic (which I had never before done) would change the mood, and she’d scamper into my room wearing a scanty nightie chuckling “Oh, you!!” and…

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

“Boy, he sure put that in the baseball ring.”

Based on my deep professional knowledge of baseball (pitched through high school), it sounds like he’s using a knuckle-curve, the curveball I was taught to throw. Essentially, you curl up your index finger so the tip is digging into the horseshoe of the seam, lay your middle finger along the length of the horseshoe to…

Griffin’s replacing a quarterback in Cleveland who had this chalkboard discussion at one point with the coaching staff there:

Sorry, but there’s no dumber category of laws out there then leash laws. I mean, what if he just goes feral all of a sudden? And how is Asterix supposed to hold him back?

Common misconception. That’s not a Pomeranian. It’s a giant Chow/Wolf mix. It just looks tiny next to him.

Nope, there was also Melky Cabrera during the 2012 WS winning season.

Hannah, is it possible to reconcile the Giants’ inexplicable failure to defend their crown with a sudden resurgence the following season? How would one best attempt to reconcile this? If one could reconcile it, what would that say about the state of modern baseball and its recent struggle to produce back-to-back…

And all of that doesn’t even matter because he filmed it in portrait.

Lopez has 789 major league games to his credit, totalling only 514 IP.

I need this summed up and playing on repeat in my ear all day long until it just becomes a part of who I am. It’s so hard not give it back to people sometimes.

That’s really all wonderful in theory, but sometimes, you have to admit, there’s no way to be the bigger person. When I’m at work, where I’m overqualified and highly skilled, and male chefs still talk over me, act like they know better, and make comments about my body and about the bodies of customers, the only way to…

“But out in the real world, it usually pays to not be an insensitive, judgmental prick. You can’t control the obnoxiousness of other people, and you’ll go insane if you try. But you can do your best to make everyone else feel comfortable and welcome. Just because the world is cruel doesn’t mean you have to be. You,…