My college roommate worked as a bat boy and would regularly get texts from pitchers on their off days asking him to pick up booze for them.

“This homer, I like it....”

“And Noah gathered the dingers, two by two...”

Have a kid or don’t. I don’t care, but don’t let it cry in a restaurant for over 1 minute before taking the thing outside. - An Adequate Pet Owner

Can I shit in your yard, though?

The pouch is perfect for an iv drip.

That’s crazy about the talking to players thing. It must be depending on the organization? A friend of mine was a ball boy for several years for the Brewers organization, and he actually got to participate in warm ups throwing around with the outfielders. He got invited to birthday parties and even a wedding during…

KG isn’t eating shit lol. Amazing talent, admirable passion, but dude is the king of “posturing”.

Juice boxing

Ooooof. Good job, Vancouver.

Kemp + Schrempf = Unbeatable in NBA Jam.

I guess some guys just don’t have the superior genetics of a Roger Clemens or a Barry Bonds....

I thought I was thinking about Livan Hernandez too, but I’m pretty sure he’s never struck anyone out before...*googles Livan Hernandez*...1,976 strike outs...son of bitch

Sounds like college was a lot of fun!

Oh please. Try being someone who grew up in the 80s who gets to watch the *sons* of the stars back then age and falter. Prince Fielder has an OPS of .521!

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Not having to look at that baggy-eyed, coked-up version of Gonzo from the Muppet Show, for an hour straight, every other day on Mike & Mike, is a good start.

“We’re home.”

Oh, god, Mike North.

As a Canadian who thinks that our anthem, and many others, are overtly-religious/sexist bullshit, and have no place at sporting events, I really couldn’t care less about Wade taking a couple shots during it. But don’t kid yourselves, all this calling Canadians sensitive over this is ridiculous, if Steve Nash had done…