Have one drunk fan of each team, and one neutral drunk fan, review the replay. If 2/3 say it’s a catch then it’s a catch.

Once Josh McCown gets hurt, the Cody Kessler era in Cleveland will begin!

Brett Favre.

He does lead the league in Really Battered Innards.

“The pen is mightier than the sword.” The first appearance of this line was in a play in 1839. The subject of the play was Cardinal Richelieu.

Open bar at a wedding tomorrow. How drunk should I get?

I get confused for an employee at grocery stores, Best Buy, pharmacies, Walmart, etc. etc. But I’m white. Maybe I just have that “the world has beaten my soul down” look to me that most retail workers come by naturally from the job.

Andy Janovich was awesome last night. First career carry and he rips off a somewhat long touchdown run. What a great moment. He also threw some huge blocks. Hopefully this will be the start of a return to prominence of the FB position in the NFL (well other than that guy from San Francisco who punches the elderly).

Well you clicked on it so...

Okay this is going to sound weird. I know that and I fully embrace it.

Webster Slaughter

Roger Goodell physically assaulted an employee? Is there evidence of this on tape? Or other eyewitnesses? This is huge.

But more importantly, will Russell Wilson be having sex during the National Anthem?

In more interesting news, here is an old screenshot of somebody’s fantasy football team:

I would like to encourage any former NFL players who are considering continuing their athletic careers for far, far less money to check out team handball. It’s a great sport and the U.S. has never won an Olympic medal in it.

Deadspin is making me mad at the world today.

Literally all of those third names could be made up and I wouldn’t know it.

Skip Bayless and Shannon Sharpe on the same show? Which circle of Hell is this?

Can’t believe USC went for the win at the end there. Bold move.