What’s the part after 7 years?

Pretty sure they meant “Medal of Freedom”.

Bitches!

Yeah I was thinking of stale cigarette smell and it never crossed my mind that it’s the good kind of unsmoked tobacco smell. Good point.

Don’t feed the trolls man. The more visible you are as a commenter the more they seem to come out of the woodwork. Don’t give them the satisfaction.

I should probably care more about the texture of mine. I don’t think it’s healthy.

Ryan: “Mom can I have some more money?”
Mom: “What happened to all that money I gave you yesterday?”
Ryan: “I uh, spent it on hookers and dru...uuuuhhhh....we got robbed! By cops! They had guns!”
Mom: “OH MY GAWD RYAN! I’M CALLING THE FBI!”
Ryan: “Mom wait no...” [CLICK]

Thank you! That’s really interesting. I appreciate your insight.

Tom Ford makes a cologne that makes you smell like tobacco. Why? Why is that a thing?

Just a thought AIBA, but MAYBE THERE’S A REASON YOUR REFEREES AND JUDGES ARE CONSTANTLY HAVING THEIR INTEGRITY QUESTIONED.

Look, it’s pretty obvious that Lochte blew his money on Brazilian hookers and blow and is trying to cover his tracks so that his Playboy Playmate girlfriend he met on Tinder doesn’t find out.

Then I have no choice but to go to the next level on the power move scale and pull you in for a one-armed hug while lowering the volume and pitch of my voice to continue the conversation in your ear.

Lunch break bro.

A Millenial who bowls? It’s a hipster! Get him boys!

Millenials: Shake hands like a damn man. The next time I have to grab some limp-ass fish hand I’m going to just make you bow before me like the peasant you are with your puke grip.

It’s almost like people put up with it and reinforce the behavior by still treating them like gods no matter how big of a jerk they act like.

But it rhymes.

The “Thank God I Don’t Live There” All-Stars:

I didn’t recognize the subtle differences in 8, 9, and 10. Well done.

There are 9 different words in the song by my count. One word per person. Impressive.