Your gambling joke is better than mine. Have a star.

“Speaking out directly about current social issues is a step onto a new path for Jordan, one that he will hopefully continue to walk down.”

I haven’t seen someone struggle this badly since Barbie tried to do the hand motions to “YMCA”.

Mike Pence would have a heart attack.

I just glanced at the headline and the picture and I was like, what is Purdue doing playing in a Czech summer league?

Australia is in the Upside Down? That explains all the deadly creatures.

I have one of these. Definitely worth the money.

I have one of these. Definitely worth the money.

Hey Derrick, the guy who played Taco on “The League” wrote a song for you (warning the language is NSFW):

Are the bruises from her pictures consistent with what is common in domestic violence cases or are they more consistent with bruises from a bar fight? Or is there not a difference?

I don’t have a clue. My illustrious but short-lived JV sports career is living proof.

When you apply for a job as a security guard at a strip club, what kind of qualifications should you be sure to mention? Asking for a friend.

I guess I was speaking more generally and not specifically about this situation. Did not mean to minimize this injury.

Deal.

Can we get on inventing those whole body healing machines from “Elysium” yet? I hate when people at the top of their game get derailed by something seemingly minor that just won’t go away.

The comic has done a whole series about the big contracts players get. It’s not claiming that the players are undeserving of them, just poking fun at the large amount of money these players make.

My “first beer” was Jägermeister so I’m sure you can imagine how that went.

“My First Big Dong” sounds like it would be a best-selling book in certain circles.

Now he can move into the money fort!

It’s the Kim Jong-Il-est.

+1 great username