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Well the 2nd one would be a felony so probably that one.

I never know how to wear those Oxford collars so I just stopped buying them.

+1 Magellan

Hannah if you like Italian food, I highly recommend Italian wedding soup.

Wow you’re all real people and not just words on a screen. Incredible.

How do they keep Lord Stanley’s ashes from getting wet in the pool?

Nice like Old Navy nice, GAP nice, or Banana Republic nice?

Prediction: This gets higher ratings than “All Takes Matter”.

The butt one.

The sphincter pucker combined with a faster inhale than normal.

Andrea heard the initial brief. She was filling in for Richard who was off work. I am 100% serious.

The judge assigned to Draymond Green’s case is named Richard Ball. I am not making this up.

It was the Cavs series. They tried hacking Tristan Thompson but TT started making his free throws so it didn’t last long.

I’d like to see a game of chicken where Van Gundy kept Drummond in the game and dared the other team to have multiple guys foul out/get in foul trouble.

Your ex-wife drinks a lot of cough syrup?

But if they’re family then you don’t have to pay them.

This is a good take.